and the winner is...

Facebook Happy Birthdays!!! Gotta love them. I get more wall posts on this one day, than for the next 364 combined.

So, Krisha said I had to vote on the winner of the b-day acrostic poems. So here it goes.

Best poem w/ incorporation of Zoolander quote: Krisha

Baggin' peaks in every state
Ridiculously good-looking :)
Incognito rockstar for the elderly
Aggressively competitive (even at card games)
Nature-lover

Best poem w/ use of the English language: Fontana

Burly
Rambunctious
Inquisitive
Ambiguous
Noble

Best poem if my name was BAIAN: Tyler

Bavinck
Augustine
Ignatius
Aquinas
Niebuhr

Best poem by a four-legged friend: Zoe

Boyfriend (he just doesn't know it)
Rarely remembers to feed me
Ignores me now that Chase is here
Amused by my crazy-girl run
Nice legs for humping (who says girl dogs don't hump?)

Best poem w/ mention of the best football team: Eric

Bestofbuds
redskins
intelligentdude
adventurer
nothingcanstophim!

Best spiritual: Dad

Blessing from God to his family
Reverent before God in his thinking
Influenced by God in his actions
Available to God to do His will
Numbered among the saints of God

Funniest: France and Jake (tie)

France's poem
Bull-like (Have you seen him charge at you!)
Really slow guitar player (Lord...I...Lift...Your...Name...On...High)
Insanity ensues when playing Risk
Always pondering Calvinism and it's many applications
Naked whenever possible

Jake's poem
Bodacious babe bringing bounteous beauty by bearing baby by back because buns be big
Roanoke's next Top Model
Indian chicks rule
Always diving for a fast moving object
Never cross his path or he will slay you

Best ESL poem: Victor

Brilliant
Rich
Intelligent
Analitic
Naive

Best poem written in the middle of the night: Jenny

B- Beloved
R- Radiate
I- Integrity
A- Adventure
N- Noble

So there it is. All of your poems were great. Thanks.