Chase quotables

Quotable Chase

B: Chase who is that? (pointing to his sister)
Chase: "Dat's Soap-ee. She's my best friend" (He came up with that all on his own!)

Chase (at bedtime): (Point to his eyes) "These eyelashes?"
Me: "Yes sweety, those are your eyelashes."
Chase: (looks confused and points again)
Me: "Those are your eyebrows. See eyelashes, and those ones are eyebrows."
Chase: "You....you brush those?" (pointing to his eyebrows)
Me: (giggling inside) "Yes. Mommy brushes those." (He's seen my use my eyebrow brush)
Chase: "But daddy doesn't brush those."
Me: "No. He just has a brush for his hair."
Chase: "Only mommies brush those."
Me: "Uhmmm. Well most people don't brush their eyebrows." (now hysterically laughing at how this odd conversation has turned into more like a counseling session) "But your mommy does."
Chase: "Why?"
Me: (contemplating the best way to convey my hair issues) "well, I guess because they are curly and I have a lot of them."
Chase: "Oh."

Chase: "I want to squish her!"
Me: "You mean you want to squeeze her? Like hug her? "
Chase: "No! I want to squish her."

Chase: "Please tickle my feet. And I can tickle your hand, if you tickle my feet."

Chase: "Why you no take a shower in the downstairs bathroom?"
Me: "Because the upstairs one is closer to my clothes. And then I'd have to run upstairs nakey! I don't wanna do that!
Chase: "But I like to run around nakey!"

Chase: "Look mama. I'm dancing. This part is Zumba."

Mommy: "Chase you are a funny guy."
Chase: "Yes. Yes... I AM funny. I am a funny guy."

TMI category
(you may stop here if this is Too Much Information. I always resolved not to blog about any bodily functions as I'm easily grossed out by how commonplace it is to put it on the web, but consider this for humor sake)

Chase: "HEY MOMMY!!! I go poopy FIVE times! That means I get FIVE ice creams!!!!" (Yep. Folks, we've got a salesman here... or perhaps a lawyer.)

Chase doing his victory dance: "POOOOPY DANCE! POOOOOOPY DANCE!" (as he runs around pantless)